We've been in school 2 weeks and already I have some priceless gems. I think my all time favorite happened the third day of school. We had come back from lunch and I was singing and dancing with the kids around the classroom (Got to do anything to keep them focused and awake! 1st grade is a long day!) Anyway, I had the kids sit down and I started my math lesson. About a minute later, I had a little girl throw up (another perk of my job). I moved all the kids to the other side of the room, sent her to the office and waited while for the custodian to get there to clean it up.
After school, I went to the office and found out that when she got picked up from school her mom asked her what made her throw up. Her response? "Miss Keysor took her shoes off and her feet smelled and it made me throw up." What??!! I laughed so hard! (And of course had to check to see if my feet really did smell--they don't!) Needless to say, you can imagine what all the jokes are about at school. Monday morning I had some foot powder in my box.
Here's to the beginning of another entertaining year!
3 comments:
ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!! Gotta love 'em!
That's my daughter Joey's age, and I can totally see her saying something like that. Classic!
That is hilarious! I'm laughing my butt off!
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